A ... vlog. To prove I'm not dead. Dear Jesus, what has this world come to?

1. I'm looking reeeeeeeeeally pretty.  
2. Apparently my face was itchy.
3. My kid is super cute.  
4. All of the things I list in the reasons for being busy sound super lame.  But really, my house is trashed.  Trashed, people.  I think I'm going to document the process of cleaning it just to prove that I'm not totally exaggerating.
5. No really, my kid is supremely cute, right?